U Gotta Be Kiddin Me

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Whatta Day!

Let me tell you. I woke up, feeling like someone put me on a merry go round, and stood me up real quick. You know that dizzy as hell feeling, then you walk and you stumble into the wall. And having cats at your feet meowing, cause they be spoiled rotten and only eat at rise and shine hours of the day. What normally takes me just a few minutes on the pot, took me over 15 minutes. Nothing gross, just the dizziness and having to hold onto the tub and sink for leverage so I wouldn't fall is what took me so long. I was that scared. I tried to get dressed. Got as far as my pants, and almost fell over. My boyfriend goes, I will take your Son to school just lay down. So I did. I don't remember much after that. I do remember him bringing me something to eat because he thought it was from lack of food. Nope. Didn't help. So I laid back down, so incoherent and not knowing the time kinda of incoherent. My Boyfriend around 1pm make this Chinese meal that was already prepared in a bag, we shared that and omg it was so good. That was it, til' dinner time. My boyfriend again makes dinner. Tacos...real quick and easy. Got everything all done, served up my Son's plate...which he scarfed down. I got mine, sat down took a bite of the hardshell taco....and BAM. Threw it up right away. It seems the hard shells were VERY FUCKING OLD. He didn't pay attention to the expiration date on the box. He grabbed what was on sale. The last box at that. Hmmm. Well. The Expiration date was November of 2007. OMG, after cooking them in the oven they smelled ok, not knowing anything was wrong. And after them sitting awhile on the counter a good 5 minutes...the smell was horrendous. They smelled of something rotten, and wreaked of ethanol. The house began to smell of it, the after taste of it was absolutely the worst ever..... My Boyfriend ate one taco, and thought it needed to be cooked longer....and after I threw up onto my plate he decided to look at the expiration date and brought me the box. I took it right over to the store. They took the bad box of what was left...checked their shelf. Bad News. They were sold out, they had a huge sale on them. The manager is very concerned and wonders how many were expired then sold to the public. They are on alert now for possible sickness. Well just about 5 minutes ago...my Boyfriend just came out of the bathroom....it sounded bad. Everything he ate, didn't digest....So now I have to let the store know when they call tomorrow to check on us how things are going. I am worried about my Son....right now he's all flushed. I am watching him like a hawk. I just have a bad feeling. I hope this isn't a start of something really bad here. The store did something in return. They refunded my money, gave me a free box of fresh taco shells and a $20 gift card. I told them it was too much, they manager was very persistant and said, "No it is my job as a manager to make sure MY customers are taken care of!" And that he would call me tomorrow to check on us, personally.