U Gotta Be Kiddin Me

I feel as if someone beat the crap out of me.  Actually someone did.  Last night, around 1am.  I was abruptly awaken by my boyfriend making this weird a$$ noise.  Like he was either falling, or being stabbed.  So it scares me, wakes me up.   I shake him to wake him up, and he flops on me like a fish out of water, literally hitting my arm.  Talk about abuse...lol.  Just kidding, I know he was asleep when it happened.  So after he flopped on me, I kept saying...Mike, Mike and he would open his eyes and look at me, then fall right back to sleep.  He did that twice.    So finally I wake him up, and he's doing nothing but laughing at me. Ok....I am not the one that just sounded like he was hit in the gut or something.  I really thought something was wrong with him.  My Son sometimes has night terrors, and it scares me.  Out of the blue he will scream out.  Mom...Mom...and I will go in and he will be sitting up and asleep.  I will go sit with him, coax him into laying down.  All would be well for about 5 minutes then all of a sudden he will be standing in the middle of the room screaming out.    And if anyone knows, you cannot wake them up during an episode.  And what's even scarier is I have to make sure all doors are extra secure and locked.   Because I am afraid he might go outside or something. Well I think I am going to turn the TV, Computer and all the lights off.  I am tired.